MSTP
medical scientist training program
1. a degree granting program providing both md (medical doctor) and phd (doctor of philosophy) degrees.
1. a training program barely funded by the national inst-tutes of health (nih) to make sure the people they eventually fund are socially inept enough to dedicate their lives to science forever.
2. a career path for students arrogant enough to believe they are better than both phd’s and md’s
3. a method of spending your entire 20’s towards a goal that simultanously makes your mother proud, your younger brother jealous, and your friends laugh at you when they’re married with house/car/401k while you still go to ice cream socials for free food.
at 22yrs old: hey buddy, i got into the mstp. my life’s going to be great. good luck with your 100hr work week at
at 23: med school’s kinda lame.
at 24: beta-blockers, i guess? med school’s lame.
at 24: wheh, boards were tough. time to study for quals.
at 25: grad school’s lame, time to study for comps.
at 26: grad school’s lame.
at 27: who knew that after i-banking,
at 28: i am the master of the
at 29: what the h-ll is a beta-blocker?
at 30: to think, in just 5 years, i get to start writing grants again — i hope
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