mt. enterprise
a small east texas town of 500 people. located between hennerson and naca-nowhere. there is no mountain and the town is hardly enterprising. probably the most famous speed trap in texas (especially for young, good-looking women). also recently cited for its innovative “jake-brake law”. the county is dry, eleven miles to the “y” (except for landmarkers who drve to dallas so no-one will see them in the liquor store). town slogan: “flourishing hypocrisy!”
be sure and stop at the mt. enterprise mall (exxon station) when p-ssing through.
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