Mt.SAC


short for mt. san antonio college. a pretty good community college, except it has awful counselors most of the time (not always, mind you) who don’t care about you or think you are dumb.
student: so do you think i can get into ucla through transfer?

counselor: you go to mt.sac. you are too dumb to go anywhere.
mt. san antonio college; claimed by staff to be one of the greatest community colleges in the nation, which is essentially like winning the special olympics.

also known as ucla (university of california left of amar), mt. suck, ball sac, or empty sac.
a person with a bright future: hey man, i’m going to cal poly slo for college. what about you?

mt. sac student: oh, i’m just hittin’ the sac.

a person with a bright future: what?

mt. sac student: i’m going to mt. sac to earn some credits so i can save money and transfer to a good university.

a person with a bright future: haha, good luck with that, -sshole!

mt. sac student: f-ck you.

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