mterosexual


an adjective describing any straight man who takes pride in his own appearance. coined by the ingenious fab five. this word may also describe a man who spends excessive amounts of time on his hair/face/general appearance see also metros-xual
after being queer-eyed, my father became a prime meteros-xual

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