MTI
abriviation for more than i should
i love you mtyk (more than you know) mtis (more than i should)
military training instructor. the usaf’s watered-down version of a an army drill instructor. don’t say it to his face, though, because he’ll still kick your -ss six ways from sunday.
“my mti was all like ‘what the p-ss trainee!'”
“aw sh-t, mti got his knife hand out! run!”
trainee: “sergeant, can i-”
mti: “sir, trainee what?! where’s your nose?”
trainee: “on my face, sir…”
mti: “f-cking get there before i ram my c-ck so far down your throat it pops out your -ss!”
trainee (pushing): “up one, sir. up two sir…”
aka m2i
adjective/noun
abbreviation denoting a male-to-inters-xed transgender or transs-xual person
mtis may prefer to be addressed with gender-neutral pr-nouns, e.g., ‘s/he’ and ‘hir’.
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a bout of coughing caused by the accidental inhalation of food particles while eating. although m-ffin lung does commonly occur when eating m-ffins, any food (especially those with a low moisture content) can potentially trigger it. heavy mouth-breathers are especially pr-ne to m-ffin lung. slow down there, champ, you don’t want to get m-ffin lung! […]
- muccie
fat white kids who occasionally make racist jokes. short and extremely fat. usually overweight and obese as kids. did you see that muccie? he weighs more than me and he’s 15 years younger. that muccie couldn’t even run the mile in 20 minutes.
- Mufflering
a man who farts up his nose while auto-fellating himself usually for s-xual pleasure, but sometimes by accident ricky is in his room m-fflering. i can’t believe he can suck his own c-ck and then farts in his own face to kick it up a level.
- Muff Ruffle
the act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside). matt: (rip) rachel: did you just hit me with a m-ff ruffle? matt: yay tacos!