mtv kid


a kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. also a kid who basically only watches mtv. the only cl-ssic rock band they have probably heard of is the beatles. they think all metal is about death and its all screaming. mtv kids usually have about 30 songs on their i-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.
mtv kid: liek omg i liek heard dat song twice! itz old!
1. when a song just gets a music video and everybody thinks its “new” while all the other exclusive kids, say that is a old -ss song and played out.
mikey: you hear that song “candy shop” by 50 cent.
kevin: no, 50 cent is gay and i heard that song liek 5 months ago, you are a real mtv kid

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