---

mtwtfss

---

Read Also:

• Ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar

  n.) a douche adj.) the condition of being a douche. karl is ninety-percent water, ten-percent vinegar. as a matter of fact, he is the biggest douche i know.

• Knife Ball

  a corregraphed or staged event where partic-p-nts toss knives at knives until there is only one team left. my knife cut that knife in half! no, you have to hit a homerun in knifeball. knife ball is not a safe sport. i could tron drop!

• iLone

  when you find yourself among other people glued to their iphones, while you are still part of the dying race of people that uses a phone to call. guy 1: … guy 2: … guy 3: … guy 4: d-mnit, would you stop playing angry birds already? you make me feel so ilone… guy 2 […]

• hedifuckindiculous

  this term refers to something being or someone being in the opinion of the observer extremely endoweed with awful looks, ways or expressions to the point of being just plan rediculously hedious to an unfathemable extreme. this is suggetive of the subject needing to be beat or just publicaly outed for their wrongness. oakland, ca’s […]

• reck-o-nawz

  1. to be made aware. 2. to recognize. f00, you bessa reck-o-nawz that hf stands for “happy fapper”.

---