muck fuck


when u f-ck someone in poo.
person #1)i had the craziest muck f-ck last night yo.
person #2)ur a crazy b-tch. i would never muck f-ck a f-ckin chick u f-ck
1. n. an individual who walks so slowly (usually right in front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.

2. v. the act of doing the aforesaid.
1.
teacher: jack, why are you late for my cl-ss?

jack: sorry ms. porter, there was a pack of muck f-cks dragging -ss down the hallway.

teacher: i understand completely.

2.

jack: i’m sick and tired of muck-f-cking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!
having -n-l s-x without douching first so you ram your c-ck into a wall of sh-t in her/his -ss
hey did you f-ck that b-tch from the bar last night?

no she had a sh-t fetish so she wanted to muck f-ck

d:
the act of f-cking a man or woman who has been f-cked and internally -j-c-l-t-d into by no less than 3 previous parties in a 30 minute period.
“that b-tch was a total muck f-ck!”

or

“i’s about to be gettin’ meself into a serious muck f-ck, argghhh!”

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