Muck her barn


a phrase that synonymous with “to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on a female”. the term refers to the yearly cleaning, or mucking, of a dirty livestock barn, with the mucking describing the act of c-nn-l-ng-s and the barn being an unwashed v-g-n-. the term was coined by h-m-s-xual hockey players who were disgusted with the thought of performing oral s-x on women.
after a long day’s work, jake loves to go home, put something comfortable on, flip on the fire place, have a gl-ss of wine, invite brandy over, then muck her barn

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