Muck Knuckler


someone, usually a marsupial, who enjoys ramming their hands up other people’s -sses, all the way to the knuckles. this will of course cover the -ssailants hand in muck, leading to the obvious name
bryan jones doesn’t care how old or what s-x you are, he will jam you up the p–per hard, he is known as the muck knuckler.

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