mucke
the gunk that builds up in a female’s v-g-n- if she hasn’t cleaned herself in a while. very common if she’s spent several days out in the field during military training.
guy1: dude, that blonde chick just winked at me!
guy2: well, we have a couple hours off…and there are some private bushes over there…you gonna go for it?
guy1: nah, we’ve been in the field for two days. that’s a lotta mucke in there.
guy2: i just threw up in my mouth a little.
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