mud butt blast
can also be spelled “mudd b-tt blast”
1. (n) severe gastrointestinal disturbances; symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrhea, bubble gut, intense cramping, sharting, sudden and unprovoked sphincter clenching and ruined underpants.
often the result of a long night of drinking, followed by the “this will make my hangover not as bad tomorrow” meal. tacos, burritos, pizza, hamburgers, etc., will not prevent the mudd b-tt blast. hydrate, my friends, hydrate.
2. (n) the result of a failed attempt at stifling a shart. warm, runny, yet intensely odiferous and pungent. mud b-tt blasts often leave stains that cannot be removed, resulting in ruined clothing.
3. (v) the act of dispensing of a mud b-tt blast anywhere. due to the unpredictability of mudd b-tt blasts, these often occur in ones own shorts or pants.
1. i just finished a horrible mud b-tt blast… i barely made it to the toilet in time.
2. matt just had to throw away his cutoff jean shorts because he left a raunchy mud b-tt blast in them. it even dripped out the pant leg!
3. poor mikey… he mud b-tt blasted himself at church this morning while he was accepting the body of christ.
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