mud butt shuffle
the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one’s business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event
i took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before i could wipe. i had to do the mud b-tt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.
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