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(noun)

thee ugliest d-mn fence you ever did see. sloppy & just as effective a barrier between you & something pretty as a c-ck-blocking, acne-riddled, mongoloid chaperone with a staph infection. in literal terms: a fence, either taller or shorter than yourself, made with equal parts dirt & p-ss… with a sprinkling of rocks and sh-t thrown in. for flavor. (corn, not included)

a term of endearment for the exceptionally ugly.

-may or my not include an aroma.

if inhaled, please see your physician immediately. prolonged viewing of a mud fence may result in a stain to your retinas. for the perverse: a desire to marvel at the ant-thesis of beauty, dark eye protection is required. over-exposure will result in gut-wrenching nausea. common, pink, otc remedies will fail to relieve symtoms.

the only known cure for retinal burning &/or nausea is to smash a powdered aspirin into each eye after ingesting one tablespoon of cannabis oil, orally.

-if you are found waking up next to a mud fence it will be to your everlasting shame & you will need to smoke the cannabis oil. in such dire cases it is also recommended that you subst-tute the crushed aspirin in your eyes with rock salt, raw.
“and you thought the chick/dude i brought home last week was ugly?!? you should’ve seen the stacked pile of sh-t that bob/bobbie brought back from the bar! as pretty as a mud fence.”

“i hope we get the cute (ant.) waitress. if i have to look at that mud fence i’ll lose my appet-te.”

“did you see the shed he built last year for his mother?! i’ve seen mud fences that looked better!”

“is it just me, or does billary/hillary clinton look like a f-kn mud fence”

“john kerry looks like a cross between lurch, festus & a mud fence”

“have you seen that mich-lle obama (&/or) diane feinstein creature?! she’s as attractive as a mud fence with fleas.”

“i think he/she wanted to have relations with me. eww. i’d rather drive head-first & naked into a mud fence.”

“koa got so hammered that he took that dwarf home! did you see her?!? holy sh-t, dude. if i had a house as ugly as that mud fence, i’d burn that motha f-cka to the ground. i don’t care how good she is at head.” -insert facepalm here

“omg, dude! it was horrendous… & forested! i’m f-kn scarred for life, yo. i’ve seen more attractive v-g-n-s on probiscus monkeys. like a hairy & hungry, soaked mud fence.”