mud flute


one’s b-tt hole. in particular reference to it’s ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. there are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate mud flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a mud flute orchestra.
bob: so what’s the quarterly sales report looking like?
richard: not bad. we’ve got…
***jim from 3 cubicles over rips -ss***
bob: sounds like jim’s playin’ the ol’ mud flute.
richard: yeah. his talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
bob: indeed.

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