mud hen


a white girl who dates, f-cks, or married black men.
how come most mud hens are fat bleach blonds?
an extremely unattractive female. usually consisting of very frizzy hair, pale skin, overall dirt mcgirt look. most likely this so called ‘mudhen’ will smell like ramen or instant mac n cheese. most likely this person will also posses a kool aid stained shirt.
guy#1: yo guy#2, did you see that chick over there?
guy#2: yeah man, she’s a certifiable mudhen.
1. a minor league baseball team in toledo, ohio

2. produced detroit tigers such as c-mo, brandon inge, and joel zumaya
the toledo mud hens, aren’t they the team who have won back-to-back governors’ cups
a term used by f-ckwit racist bigots with p-n-s envy to describe women who date black men.
cleetus, she called you stench mouth because she’s a mud hen, she only dates negros, not handsome swamp studs likes us.

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