Mud Jouster
one who prefers to use the tradesman’s entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the hershey highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-s-x shenanigans.
origins: ‘the little book of essential english swear words’
‘you can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘how?’ ‘look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’
‘you can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘how?’ ‘look at the way he stands.’
‘you can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘how?’ ‘look at the sh-t on the end of his c-ck.’
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