mud on the helmet
a h-m-s-xual term for when one guy b-tt f-cks another guy. the “mud” is a crude term for sh-t in the bottom’s -n-s. the “helmet” is to describe the shape of the head of the p-n-s. when the top (helmet) rams his d-ck into the -n-s of the bottom, he gets sh-t (mud) on it. thus, “mud on the helmet”.
“i f-cked my boyfriend so deep i got mud on the helmet.”
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