Mud on the new Car


when the first time your f-cking a girl after she sucks your c-ck she leaves a mark on your johnson.
guy: my moms gonna kill me!!!!!
girl: why baby?
guy: you got mud on the new car!!!
girl: how will she know?
guy: this mark hurts like f-ck. shes gonna notice if every two minutes im rubbing my d-ck.

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