muffclub


noun: the male s-x organ; also known as f-ckstick

verb: to smack someone in the face or other body part with their p-n-s; give someone a mushroom stamp
noun: i can’t wait to pound gary’s mom with my m-ffclub.

verb: i love to m-ffclub gary’s mom just so she knows who’s the boss.

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