Mud Puddle


when a women gets so turned on her b-tt gets so excited, she secretes out her b-tt. it’s a combination of p–p and discharge out a woman’s b-tt.
graham ate a girl out and she was super turned on, therefore she mud puddled.
the mud puddle is like d-ck frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a p-n-s and feels most like a soggy v-g-n-.
yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a mud puddle would be near for f-ckin
a big black person.

also known as a melted chocolate ice cream cone.
dude look at that fat black chick!

woaaah! she is a mud puddle!
a name for a female with an extremely loose v-g-n- (derived from the fact that having s-x with her would be equivalent to s-x with a mud puddle).
“d-mn that girl’s lookin’ good!”
“don’t bother bro. i hit it last week, she’s a total mud puddle”
a dirty waffle, sh-tting on someones chest, but with diarrhea, and also stomping with a foot, not hitting with a tennis racket
mud puddle

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