Mud-sweeper
a term to describe a type of sh-t that is so wet it takes almost the entire roll of toilet paper to clean up yourself. usually followed by a skid mark or safety wipe
guy: “i gotta change my underwear soon, i had a mud-sweeper earlier”
guy #2: “make sure you do a safety wipe afterwards”
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