mud touched the cloth
aka “mud touched the cotton”
when you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your b-tt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.
harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. his wife regrets making the bean burritos.
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