muddbutt shuffle


where an individual must make quick time to a rest room to relieve himself, but is in such a state where he must clench his upper thighs and b-tt cheeks and walk with short, rapid steps, preferably with feet pointed slightly outwards.
“after that last pale ale went through me, i had to do the muddb-tt shuffle to the washroom.”

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