Muddshaft


a gay derivative of the popular mudslide c-cktail.

– prepare mudslide c-cktail
– add a float of jim beam black
– garnish with a hillshire farm lit’l smokies c-cktail sausage
after a long night with his boyfriend… trevor just wanted to set on his inflatable donut seat cushion and down a muddshaft to drown the pain.

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