Muddy Cone


happens when having -n-l s-x without a rubber. some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your p-n-s.
the stripper i took home last night wouldn’t let me screw her p-ssy because she was on her period so i did her in her -ss without a condom. i woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

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