muddy fingers


the term used to describe the act someone who works in a lab testing peoples faeces would engage in. some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core labs.
” hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess i’ll be getting muddy fingers again”

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