Muddy Freckles


when someone farts on another’s face and poo sprays out. these sh-t particles appear to look like freckles. hence, muddy freckles
ed: jay just launched an air biscuit in chris’s face!
kyle: did chris always have freckles?
chris: holy f-ck
jay: haha muddy freckles!

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