Muddy Garden


to engage in -n-l intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for s-xual congress
cory: “dude, it don’t look like you douched beforehand!”
devon: “you know i always clean the rosebud for you”
cory: “i’m totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you”

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