Muddy Hallway


the muddy hallway is a term used to describe the sensation felt when engaging an extremely sl-tty girl in -n-l s-x.

multiple poundings from behind have left her back door gaping open. the tightness one would hope to feel is no longer available, resulting in a sensation similar to trying to engage a hallway in s-xual intercourse.
dude, i totally experienced a muddy hallway when i nailed kim in her backdoor; she has one loose caboose. something tells me i wasn’t the first (or 50th) guy to do that.

thank god i wore a rain coat condom.

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