Muddy Helmet
the term muddy helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of sh-t remaining on the head or just below the head of a c-ck after -n-l s-x.
this phenomenon results from pounding an -n-s not fully cleaned of feces.
the term is often used when speaking of h-m-s-xual s-x.
a muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a “f-g f-ck c-ck collar” or a “sh-t kiss”.
hey. i see you are heading out with that little brazilian f-ggot andre. don’t get a muddy helmet.
last time you pounded that f-ggot andre’s -ss, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. what does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? motor oil?
the head of a p-n-s that has been inserted and removed from an -n-s.
sara forgot to take a dump before i pounded her -sshole, when i pulled out my c-ck was covered in sh-t. i hate cleaning up a muddy helmet.
a piece of p–p found under the foreskin after having -n-l s-x
aka boabie joabe or tadger toalie and foreskin fajita
she lets me f-ck her in the -ss but i have to wipe my muddy helmet clean before i get a bl-w j-b
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