Muddy Johnson
when performing -n-l s-x and when you pull your d-ck out there is smears of sh-t still on it from the other person having sh-t still in their -ss.
guy: wtf?! why’s there sh-t on my d-ck.
women: ooops i forgot to wipe. guess you just got a muddy johnson.
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