muddy marquez
while attempting the dirty sanchez, you unknowningly fill your finger full of poo, leaving mud all over your unsuspecting partners lip.
i should have known better than to attempt the dirty sanchez after a cheap dinner. she was p-ssed, to say the lest with her muddy marquez!
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