philly pretzel
a condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your b-lls and either shove the entire “philly pretzel” into your significant other’s b-tthole or your own b-tthole.
“s-x last night was great! i even gave her the ol’ philly pretzel and she loved it!”
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