Muddy Matthew


the same concept as the “wet w-lly,” except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their b-m
“i was sitting in my room the other day when i thought my brother gave me a wet w-lly. it was only after i smelled something putrid did i realize that it was really a muddy matthew”

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