Muddy Monocle
the ring of poo left around one’s eye after another has positioned their -n-s around the eyeball. for thrill seekers only.
jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. in that instance he realised that erin had visited him in the night to deliver a muddy monocle.
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