muddy windows
a process more “intimate” than the gl-ss bottom boat. it involves releasing ones bodily waste through the -n-s on to the eye gl-sses of a loving admirer.
while melissa was h-tting the bong, i squatted quietly over cory and gave him a close up of my mexican dinner from last night.
while melissa was h-tting the bong, i squatted quietly over cory and gave him a close up of my mexican dinner from last night. he loves it when i give him muddy windows. i’m lee.
getting a hot carl while wearing eyegl-sses or goggles.
i’d like to give yano some muddy windows.
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