muddy zebra
the act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.
“i gave her a muddy zebra last night.”
“what’s that?”
“i took a sh-t, didn’t wipe, then rubbed my -ss between the stretch marks on her t-ts.”
“that’s gross, but i’m slightly aroused.”
“yep.”
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