Muddytoes
the coolest kind of cat there is. he has been referred to as pudding foot, but pudding ain’t got nothing on the mudman. not only does he wander around your house meowing all night, but he loves toothbrushes, the sick juice from the stink patties in the can, and cleaning his b-tt in front of everyone.
he likes to climb on the counter, yowl at the wall and sounds like a circus horse when he prances to and fro in your tiny apartment. he will be your best friend and your worst enemy.
man, i wish i had a cat as cool as that muddytoes.
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