Mudflappin’
the act of a female “going commando.” it can get pretty messy down there, so it is up to the labium majora and labium minora to flap around freely and fight off any kind of dirt or grime.
jon: “hey sally, wanna do the dirty?”
sally: (removes pants) “what kind of dirty?”
jon: “eww g-d. it looks like you rubbed oatmeal all over your v-g-n-!”
sally: “i wouldn’t doubt it… i have been mudflappin’ all week”
jon: “now i see why they call it the dirty, baby.”
the act of not wearing underwear, for females. just as mud flaps behind the wheels of a truck flail wildly in the wind, a saggy v-g-n- may mimic this flapping motion without the restriction of underwear. this is the alternative to “free balling” meant for female use only.
“dude, it’s my laundry day, so i’m mud-flappin’ it today.”
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