Mudguard Head


a slang term (australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

mudguard = shiny on top with sh-t underneath.

usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
hey ya f-ckin mudguard head, how’s your father yul brunner.

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