mudkip bomb
when a j-zzy mudkip doll explodes from too many r-t-rded guys dressed like ash have s-x with it for continuous hours, this usually results in the r-t-rds getting j-z all over the ceiling, walls and their faces and eyes
police officer: ma’am i’m sorry, your son was caught in the blast of a mudkip bomb, now the r-t-rds are holding him hostage.
woman: is he going to be alright?
police officer: well we saw them dressing him in a mudkip costume, we can only expect the worst.
woman: is there any more information you can tell me about his condition?
police officer: well apparently his captors like mudkips, so, do you like mudkips?
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