mudkips

mudkips were coolly brought to the 4chan table of love when this story with copypasta-ed onto the site.

today being halloween, i decided to f-ck with the major r-t-rd at school when i came out of science for break. he was dressed as ash. knowing this was going to happen, i brough a mudkips doll. thus i started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“so i heard you like mudkips…” “mudkips? i luuuuuuuuuuuuve mudkips.” “o rly? so, would you ever f-ck a mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before i could said ‘if you were a mudkips’) “of course.” “well i just happen to have a mudkips here, and.”

before i finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. in one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. not to get between a man and his mudkips i started to walk away, because there is no way i’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a mudkips.

needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. i cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that i had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play i didn’t want to be involved.

i came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. he was still f-cking it and baying this real f-cked up ‘eeeeeeeeeeinnnnf eeeeeeeeeeinnnf’ sound. suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

i asked someone what had happened. a girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like road warrior) who proceeded to pummel the sh-t out of the guy. meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

a few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into cl-ssrooms. over the intercom the princ-p-l announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. uh.. what the h-ll.

so we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the princ-p-l came on again. this time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. all of a sudden this woman began yelling “i will sue you for damages. you little punks, i’m gonna sue…” and it was cut off.

i asked an office later what had happened. apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ the school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

so i ask you: do you like mudkips?
i hath heardth that thou liketh kips of the mud.
mudkips. i heard you like them.
the actual name for the third generation water pokemon. it is on of the three pokemon you can choose at the beginning of the game. evolves into marshtomp and then swampert.

you are probably looking for the internet meme based on mudkip, which is listed under “mudkips”
i’m glad i got mudkip instead of that gay torchic!

soooo i heard you liek mudkips
pokemon and popular word of 4chan /b/.
i choose you mudkips!
omg i lik luv mudkips! show me pr0n of mudkips!!!
mudkip, the mud fish pokémon. mudkip uses the sensitive radar receptors on its headfin to determine what’s going on around it. in a pinch, it can remish enough power to crush rocks.
mudkip 1:”mud”

mudkip 2:”kip”

mudkip 1: “mud”

mudkip 2: “kip”
1. a miscellaneous or popularly-loved object.

2. the best starter pokemon ever.
1. so i hear u liekz teh mudkipz.

2. oak: so i hear u liekz teh mudkipz. (y|n)
water starter pokemon in the 3rd gen series.

it has been accepted that the plural form of mudkip is now “more than one mudkip”
dude where’d you get all those more than one mudkip??
mudkip is the pre-eveloved version of marshtomp. dex entry: to alert it, the fin on its head senses the flow of water. it has the strength to heft boulders.
dex entry 2:in water, mudkip breathes using the gills on its cheeks. if it is faced with a tight situation in battle, this pokémon will unleash its amazing power – it can crush rocks bigger than itself.
mudkip has enough power to destroy a bolder