mudring
a mud ring is the perfect circle formed in a grown -ss mans underpants after he sharts.
after jack sharted he threw his undies in the laundry hamper, cindy went to take care of the laundry then asked jack is that a mudring on your underpants.. cindy then asks jack why is the mud so thick,
1) the area around the -n-s where the skin is darker in color than the rest of the body. the mudring if often bleaced by p-rn stars to make it look nonexistent and thus make the -sshole look more enticing.
2) the area around the balloon knot.
my brother has the biggest, dirtiest mudring i’ve ever seen.
the dirty orifice used by many for s-xual gratification. also used for excretion of feces.
“i banged that wh-r- in the mudring.”
“i just took a huge dump and my mudring is throbbing.”
or the ever friendly “she toungue jacked my mudring”
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