number one asshole


phrase to describe a super -sshole. the biggest -sshole ever. a complete jerk. cl-ss clown. often stated as a question.
jr. high woodshop cl-ss

me: ( making faces at martinez who just got in trouble. )
mr. criner to me: you trying to be number one -sshole around here?!

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