mudshot



turgid wet mix of poo that is ejected with a single flexing of the gut. shrapnel splatter is an acceptable casualty, but the bulk of the pile should be a singular paddy centered directly under -n-s. often accompanied by feeling of well being and accomplishment. underreported as the eureka moment it is.
he lowered himself and quenched. the mudshot was almost painful, it was so beautiful. he felt himself drawn to a bright light and people who had been long dead surrounded him. it’s not your time yet, they told him. there is much wiping to do. when he opened his eyes, he knew what to do. he put in his notice at work and bought a harley that afternoon.

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