mudslanger


a redneck who frequently
-blows all of their savings on overpriced four wheel-drive ford, dodge, or ram trucks
-marry women who are 305+ lbs
-leave school after the third grade to help “pap” on the farm
-get fired from what could have been a steady job
-drink so much moonshine that they wake up a week later in the oval office
-value hunting skill over any degree or diploma
-attends white supremacist meetings
john: “did you hear that buck is completely broke after he spent all of his money on his wedding with that 400 pound blob he calls his wife”
mark: “yea, i also heard that he took out a loan from the bank so that he can pay off his $75,000 ford f750 supercharged custom”
john: “yea. buck’s a real mudslanger”

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