Muerte lenta


slow death, alternative (comical) definition for food that tastes great but might be a health risk consuming.

from south america, cheap burgers bought in some barrios (hoods in santa cruz – bolivia) that cost ~2 pesos (~0.2$).
alfredo – compramos algo pa comer wei (let’s buy something to eat)
pedro – estoy neto solo tengo 3 pesos (i’m broke i only have a quarter)
alfredo – suficiente para una muerte lenta (enough for a slow death)

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