Muesli Muncher


adj. one who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.
– “did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?”

“no, out of my way muesli muncher”

– “i need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before i even think of walking up that hill.”

“hmm. you’re a f-cking muesli muncher”

– “dude, nice polypropylene leggings. i didn’t know you were a muesli muncher”

– “muesli muncher!”

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