Muff Bag


1. n.- a woman’s handbag and a hand m-ff combined.

2. n.- a homemade s-x doll typically made in prison.
1. susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her m-ff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.

2. robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend susan, but that crazy f-cker was just referring to his m-ff bag.
an improvised device used by prisoners for self stimulation. usually consists of water filled containment devices.
big joe went looking for his goof after he lost his m-ffbag.
1. a bag of m-ff.
2. bryan f.
3. reffering to m-ff-monger.
bryan:ur a p-ssy
me: shut up m-ff bag
a girl with a m-ff that shares resemblance to a bag
person 1- i’ll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls

brains out! i really stetched her wide!

person 2- nice! just like a kfc bucket!

person1- no, like a m-ff bag!
very small skimpy panties/thongs
that’s a hot little m-ff bag she has on!

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